There are 532 squares on the floor in my toilet (shower not included) and 200 tiles on the wall covering the same area. There are 3 types of insect grassing on the ceramic flatlands and they all seem very friendly. The showercurtain has 73 dots on it and hangs from 17 hooks. The door has three holes in it, and the water tank takes 5 minutes to fill up. The chain (counting 5 joints), that does the work of a lock, is not tight enough to close the door properly, leaving a small crack between door and wall. The door only fills 3/4 of the doorway. This is the uncovered and unleashed story of a backpackers best nightmare. Reading on requires poshness left at the door - there are passages of explicit language and vivid elaboration on delicate topics. You are hereby warned. (more…)